Is that the sun shining out of your arse, or is it a disco?

I love playing with my toys, whether I'm on my own or with a "friend", and some things I just couldn't do without. My glass dildo, for example. It is perfect in every way. It's weighty, it retains temperature, it's smooth, and it's 8" long. It also looks very pretty, and, as an added bonus, can be used as a weapon (try whacking someone round the head with one... it's fun!). And my rock-chick vibe is fantastic too - it gives me pleasure exactly where I want it, and because it's hands free, I can also pinch my nipples, pull my hair, have a fag, etc, all at the same time.
What I lack at the moment in the toy department, is a good anal toy. I don't really get the beads; they don't do anything for me at all until they're pulled out, and that doesn't take long or add anything much to playtime. Butt-plugs, I like, but I'm still yet to find the perfect one for me. I have three; a red jelly one that is a bit too jelly-ish, and also a bit too long for butt-plug purposes. I also have an inflatable butt-plug, which I was really excited about when I ordered it - and then it arrived, and it's so big without any inflation that it hasn't been anywhere near my arse yet. Plus, it's flesh-coloured, and that's always a bit dodgy in my book. And then I have my stainless steel butt-plug, complete with "jewel", which is the prettiest toy I've ever owned. It's small, heavy, looks great, feels "nice" and is perfect for wearing "out". But it's a bit too small to give me any real pleasure, so while it's my favourite anal toy at the moment, I'm still on the hunt for something better.
And that's how I happened to come across possibly one of the most stupid sex toys ever.

A butt plug with flashing lights.

To be honest, I only clicked on it because I thought I really was going to see it "in action". Now that I haven't, please excuse my ignorance but... what is the point? It goes in your bottom. And lights flash. And then? They want us to pay 25 quid for it?

I know where they can stick that idea.