a piercing experience

As many of you know, I've played with the idea of getting things pierced for a while now. In particular, I was interested in getting my clit-hood done... no surprises there, I suppose. It is, afterall, meant to make sex even better than it already is; how could I not be tempted? Plus, it looks pretty, and I'm all for pretty pussies.
I've read the forums, and asked the questions, and wondered if I have the nerve needed to get it pierced.
I was at one point perilously close to doing it, when the boyfriend said "Piercings don't really do anything for me". Hmmph!, I thought. Maybe some other time, then.

Well, I can tell you that I doubt there will be another time. Not now. Not now I've gone down on a girl with one such piercing. It might have enhanced her experience, but it didn't enhance mine, at all. I'd never thought about it before, it was only when I was in between her legs and found myself licking and sucking on bits of metal that I thought actually, this is a bit bloody annoying. And it was. I love going down on girls at least as much as I love going down on boys, but I just did not enjoy it with this piercing in the way, no matter how pretty the damn thing was. I'm presuming from the noise she was making that she was enjoying it, so that's good, but it just didn't feel right to me at all. Maybe it's something I would and could get used to, but first impressions tell me I'm not really sure I'd want to. Can't you just take it out, luv?

And being the selfish bitch that I am, I wouldn't want to do anything to my pussy that would put anyone off eating it for as long as they might do otherwise. Why else do you think I experimented with pineapple juice? Why do you think I keep it shaved smooth? Because if someone goes down on me, I want them to fucking stay there for quite a while at least, heh. I certainly don't want them having to tongue wrestle a metal bar in order to suck on my clit, no matter how intense it might make my orgasms. My orgasms are intense enough anyway - to want them any more intense is just plain greedy. So I keep telling myself, anyway.

I wonder if a cock with a piercing would be a disappointment too? That really would be a shame if it was, because I fucking adore the look of pierced cocks even more than I (still) adore the look of pierced pussies. I guess there's only one thing for it...