clubbing

I don't do New Year's resolutions. Two reasons for this: one, I'm scared of commitment, and two, I'm scared of failure, which is where I invariably end up anytime I have attempted a resolution of any description. So this year, just like every other year, I shall continue to smoke, drink, get shitfaced, and make a great big bloody mess of everything (no doubt). With any luck, I might also see my way to getting fucked...

In a club.

Given that I'm a bit of a party animal, an exhibitionist and a slut, I'm quite surprised that I have yet to brave the world of swingers clubs. Especially when I consider the fact that I don't feel all that comfortable about swinging within a community, as such. I am too bothered about discretion to want to screw in small circles. Particularly on a casual basis. And casual anonymous sex really appeals to me, right up to the point of not even knowing their names. It's one of the things I love so much about dogging. Sucking a guy's cock, and not having a fucking clue who he is, where he's been, how old he is.... nothing except what he looks and tastes like. All under the cover of darkness. It's erotic, I'm telling you.

Just a bit fucking cold at this time of year.

So swingers clubs. I want to do one this year. I've always been curious about these places - is it sex on tap, or just full of wankers? Is it actually anything like a "club", or is it more like a brothel? Will I embrace it like a wanton slut, or hide in a corner and refuse to come out? Is a bodystocking and boots too much or not enough clothing? And have I got any chance whatsoever of getting a gang bang?

Speaking of which... got an email care of a Yahoo group advertising a Greedy Girls day. Basically, it's two girls getting gang banged...and like that isn't greedy enough, they're charging fifty quid "entrance" fee per guy!

I must be doing something wrong.

And on another semi-related note, I was absolutely delighted yesterday to find there's a fetish/BDSM club within spitting distance of where I live! Oh my God! If only I had some fetish wear! I've never been to one of these clubs either... and I so want to.

So that's my plans for the year, and don't any of you say I'm not ambitious!