swingers night out
Well, this is a rather rubbish weekend innit. Fucking Easter, fucking chocolate, and fucking snow. And our plans for Saturday night socialising went up the swanny too, so I'm not altogether a happy bunny right now. Still, there's always next weekend, which I don't think I've mentioned yet, so I shall mention it now. Next weekend we're skipping off down the A13 to a swingers club. We've got a hotel room booked too, so one way or another, I'm going to get to have sex without waking up the kids (or neighbours). Fantastic!
I'm not expecting anything other than that though, apart from maybe a little voyeurism. To be honest, I haven't got a clue what to expect, but I'm certainly not banking on a gangbang (although wouldn't it be nice if I could?), and I very much doubt that I'll end up in the middle of a bukkake shower... but that's alright. It's enough for me that we're even going, after talking about it for so long.
I don't know why it's taken us this long - although it's probably something to do with the fact that I couldn't decide what was "appropriate" wear for such an establishment; my main concern being that I really don't want to be over-dressed. Or indeed under-dressed. But after much umming and ahhing, I finally made a decision. I'm going to wear my "Brighton dress", even though it's slightly less "Brighton" than it was, after my eldest kindly put it in the tumble dryer! And the reason it's called my "Brighton dress" is because I wore it on our unforgettable trip to Brighton. And it's a bit gay.
With that out of the way, all that was left to do was talk about it some more. Although saying that, it's very difficult to talk about something you have no knowledge or experience of, so it's mostly been a whole lot of whats, ifs and maybes; what do we do if someone approaches us?; maybe nobody will approach us?; what are their playrooms going to be like?; maybe everyone will be horribly horrible?; etc etc etc.
This time next week, I shall be able to let you know the answers to all these questions and more ;) Good, eh?
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Well I can't say I agree about easter, but hey I have kids :o)
At the swingers club, just relax. You will catch on very quick. No one is going to just run right up and overwhelm you. You will get a change to view what others are doing and how they do it, and when you are approached, you will be able to handle it. Best of luck!
After much fretting about what to wear to a sex club, we get there and they tell us to take off our clothes and put on towels. So you never know..
Hey there Penelope xx
I am NOT wearing a towel! Argh!
(wouldn't mind seeing you in one though ;))
SS - I have kids too, hence why I hate it, heh.
But thanks for the advice, will bear it in mind xxx