hello

All the best blogs have an 'about' page, apparently, so perhaps I shouldn't bother with one; I'll only get delusions of grandeur. But I shall take the risk, because I feel sorry for all the lost souls out there that stumble upon me (ahem) and my little corner of the interwebnet and wonder what the fuck is going on.

Hello lost soul!

Don't panic, is my first bit of advice. Not until I start trying to hump your leg, anyway. I'm just an Essex girl in her thirties who is half queer, completely hedonistic, and 90% baked. I don't bite, unless you're fucking my brains out, and I'll never try to steal your boyfriend or girlfriend. I'll share 'em with you though - if they're pretty and pervy, and you don't mind.

And afterwards, I might blog about it or I might not. This blog is not a smut-fest, most of the time (but sometimes it is). Most of the time it's a big pile of half-demonic, half-drunk stuff that I write as I try to understand my sexuality, my choices, my kinks and my boyfriend.

I could be here for a very long time. Feel free to join me. Beer's in the fridge.

I like beer, by the way. I don't like food much, though. Especially cheese and onion crisps. Yuck. Have you got a light? Yes, I smoke too. And swear. And post naked pictures of myself. And lots of other things you mother would disapprove of. If you don't like it, you can fuck off.

But can I have my beer back, please?